♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
McGEE: Dear Mom ‐
my summer at Lakebottom is going downhill...
FAST!
Welcome to the Captain Wiggly Treasure Hunt, folks!
[Cheering]
And a special Lakebottom 'Howdy Hi‐ya'
to this year's participants from Camp Sunny Smiles!
[Buttsquatt cackles] We only send the best.
Okay!
Does anyone here know the legend of Captain Wiggly?
Other than that he was a prankster
and a very snappy dresser?
I don't want those details to get lost to history.
Years ago, Captain Wiggly
buried a treasure in the woods! That's it.
Yeah! That is the legend.
Maybe it's true. Probably not.
So, we send this fake treasure
for you to find instead!
McGEE: I think you mean...
For me to find instead.
Oh no, are you going to use your magic belt?
I'll have you know this belt
is an official treasure hunter's belt.
[Laughing]
Yeah, it officially made me laugh!
Maybe you should get
one of those belts they use to hold up pants.
[Mysterious device beeping]
Are you ready, treasure hunters?
On your marks!
Get set!
[Armand inhales deeply]
Go find it.
♪ [Buttsquat whistling] ♪
That was my line.
Eh. You snoozen, you loozen.
[Groan] I'm starting to think this belt
wasn't made for high speed treasure hunting...
Whoa!
Turn down your pants!
We can't hear you!
[Groaning in pain]
I'll just let those Bottom Chumps
find the treasure for me.
Then take it. Buttsquat, you are a genius!
Whoa!
Aahh!
Aah!
[Frustrated moan]
[Beeping]
[Sniffing]
[Gasp]
[Beeping] [Slurping drink]
[Belch]
[Grunting with effort]
[Kids screaming]
[Yawn]
[Chewing fly] Gah!
[Relieved sigh]
Oof! Huh?[Beeping]
If my treasure hunting senses
are as good as I think they are,
that treasure should be right over ‐
Here!
Score! What are the chances?!
[Squirt digging]
[Squirt giggling]
I hope its gold.
I hope its diamonds.
I hope it's a kitten!
M‐made of gold and diamonds?
BUTTSQUAT: Thanks, losers!
Finders weepers, bottom feeders!
My kitten!
Nooo!
Save your breath...
you'll need it for the hike back to camp!
Bwahahaha!
Hold the line, ButtFlat!
Ahh!
Day saved! No need to thank me.
[Ground cracking]
Not good.
Aahhh!
Bet you wish you had a jetpack, too!
[Jetpack sputters] Uh‐oh.
Ahhh!
Ha ha! Smooth moves, ButtFace.
Whatever, McGoof.
You're just jealous I found the treasure.
Feast your eyes on my booty!
He said 'booty'. [Giggles]
Are these... antiques?
It's just junk.
At least we can stop fighting over it.
Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Back off, ButtCheat!
From my cold dead hands!
Here's an idea.
Stop fighting and let's find a way out of this cave!
Boys...
Ooh! Look what I found!
Mine. Firstie's.
Double‐firsties!
You can't double‐firstie a firstie!
"C.W."
Captain Wiggly?
Or "Caped Wonder"!
So either there's a superhero down here
or Wiggly's treasure is real!
Why do I hope it's the superhero?
Butt‐stink. McPee.
I say we go left.
So we should definitely go right.
Stuff it, ButtBrain.
I'm the leader.
You don't have the bank account to be a leader.
While I, on the other hand ‐
SQUIRT: Look what we found!
No fair! He's not the leader!
Wow!
Have you guys ever seen moss like this?
It's like it's holding the whole cave together
with its fuzzy little body.
If you love it so much,
why don't you make out with it!
[Buttsquat laughs]
Seriously?
Again with the hole in the ground?
[Kids screaming]
See what happens when you mess with moss?
At least we're safe.
Hey, a door!
Later, Bottom Suckers!
Ah! Mommy!
I stand corrected.
[Shudder] There's not enough brain bleach
in the world to erase that!
[Snapping sound from above]
[High‐pitched scream]
This can't be good.
Okay... Red we're dead.
Black goes SMACK...
Yes! Green is clean!
It rhymes so it must be true!
Color me impressed, McGee.
Whatever.
Any chump could have come up with a rhyme like that!
Your lameness is beyond measure.
I'm gonna find that...
Treas ‐ Aaahh!
Your rhyme was better.
I'm stuck!
It's like the floor of a movie theatre...
or a public restroom!
[Shudders]
Get me out of here!
[Sniffing]
It's a glue trap!
Wiggly must have had a big rat problem.
The only rat I see is already caught.
[Both laughing] BUTTSQUAT: I heard that!
You were supposed to.
Hey, ButtStuck!
Grab that rope above your swollen head.
Do I need to remind you it's probably another booby trap?
Ah yes, yes you do.
Relax, Gretch.
What's the worst that could happen?
Giant mutated rats pop up out of nowhere
and try to tear us limb from limb?
[Whimpering]
[Roaring]
It's like you can see into the future!
Trust me ‐ He did not see that one coming.
Somebody HELP!
I'm allergic to giant mutated rats on ropes!
[Monstrous screeching]
Throw me, Squirt!
My patented patent leather loafers!
Those cost more than your house, McGunk!
Enough waiting around, we've got a treasure ‐
Heh... an exit to find...
that hopefully's next to the treasure.
[Screech]
[Happy sigh] I'd never leave you.
Ooh!
Come to Butty!
[Rumbling]
Really?
Didn't it occur to anyone this was another trap?
Ooh, ooh! Ask me, ask me!
Aw, crud. RUN!
[Kids screaming]
Nooo!
[Teeth chattering]
I am awesome!
It's over, McGee.
You're out of luck ‐ HEY!
Keep going!
Are we dead yet?
Less talk, more action!
Everybody okay?
Guys? What's wrong?
I think you mean, 'what's right'?
OMT...
Oh My Treasure!
You mean my treasure! Gimmie!
Haven't you learned anything?!
Yeah! You're going to get us killed...
and also, it's mine!
Follow that Squat!
Bravo.
I hope your greed was worth it
since there's not gonna be a way out inside that chest.
She's right.
The way out's up there.
I'm going to call that less of a way out and more of a tease.
Thanks a lot, ButtSprain.
Now we're all stuck here...
with my treasure.
My treasure! I saw it first!
Mine mine mine!
That doesn't sound like
anything fun is going to happen.
Stop moving the chest!
I will if he will.
Never!
Put it back over the thingy!
Back over the thingy!
He did it!
[Rumbling]
Wait ‐ It IS a way out!
Everybody grab the chest and hang on!
I don't take orders from peasants.
Just this once!
Yaahhh!
I saved your life...
Ahh!
No you didn't...
Ahh!
Save me!
[Kids screaming]
[Watch ticking]
I would have thought the kids would be back by now.
Maybe we should go looking for them?
I'll go get my formal Search n' Rescue suit!
No need.
Mine! I touched it first!
You're the one who said no firsties!
Will somebody please tell me what's happening here...
so I can put it in the official treasure hunt report?
We found the fake treasure,
then we got stuck in some caves,
then we nearly died,
then we found the Wiggly's real treasure.
[Gasp] Hold up a tootin' second...
that's the real treasure?!
Ugh!
Now I will never get my junk collection back.
It's okay, Rosebud.
I'll buy you new junk with [grunt] this!
Bobbleheads?
Bobbleheads?!
Bobbleheads.
Bobbleheads!
Bobble ‐ Whoops!
Wobbleheads?
Bobbleheads.
Told you Wiggly was a prankster...
and a very snappy dresser!
What a load of garbage!
Wow, for once I agree with Buttsquat.
MINE!
Boys. I know, right?
[♪]